So this little cartoon is borderline (if not completely) inappropriate... and, my apologies, but it's too funny to pass up.

Thank you my friend for sending me this hilarious piece of toaster-humor.

It reminds me of Paris Hilton with the happy little slice of toast response. 

Yes, indeed.  That's hot.  HA!

With this level of passion between a two-slotter and a slice of bread, how could a toaster oven compare?

You just can't deny the perfection of an oster two slice toaster for heating up your favorite morning carbs. 

It's like these two are just made for each other!  OMG.  Imagine THAT!

It's so clear that these two have found their perfect match.  Doesn't it make you just want to tilt her head slightly to one side and say: "awww"?

We should all take at from these two... who also know a thing or two about getting bread heated up right... there is hope!

How could a toaster oven compare?

Paris Hilton may have said it best, but this little slice of bread knows what it's talking about: That's hot.

An Oster two slice toaster is such a simple and delightful addition to any kitchen.  Just like the song says... "Something you love an understand."  Ah, the ol' two-slicer.

Yeah, I'm watching American Idol... and Lee just ROCKED Simple Man!

Simon is right, he just "crushed" the competition in round one... as any self-respecting (toast loving) contestant would do.  Never settle for second best.  BAH!  Second is the first loser!!!

See, sometimes you don't have to get caught up in all the complicated madness.  When in doubt, keep it simple and honest. 

Pick a quality machine.  Just insert two slices of your favorite bread product... wah-lah!  TOAST!

Amazing how much fun you can have if you stick to the plan. I mean, you know I appreciate all the extra bells and whistles as much as the next guy, especially if there's a egg poucher or extra-wide slots for bagels... but simple is good.

Keep it simple.   You won't be disappointed.

Just like Lee, delivering a performance each and every week.. just like an Oster two slice toaster.

uh, oh... Casey... also killing a John Mayer song.  The competition is stiff this evening.

I wonder what my girl's going to bring next.  Shhh... don't tell anyone... but I'm hoping she wins it.  Go girl!